During this evening's game the Dodgers did manage to score a run from Nomar Garciaparra when he originally was called out at home plate. 3rd baseman Ryan Zimmerman ta
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29 July 2008
I’ve suffered through the indignation if watching Andruw Jones strike out more times than the “Star Wars kid” ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU) at Pure nightclub ( www.purethenightclub.com), and I resigned myself to the idea that he would rather pile ribs on home plate than swing a bat over it. I am completely comfortable with this idea. He’s earned every piece of hate that has rained upon his head. Then what does he do? He smokes a single to actually drive in a run! Miracles can happen! So of course, due to having the “attention span of a boiled potato”, myself as well as thousands of drunkards at Doyer Stadium told ourselves, “This is when he’ll break out of his zero for infinity slump”. Never mind that he looked just as terrible swinging at that slider as he has swinging at every other pitch this year (i.e. belly swings first and then the bat), and if that pitch was anywhere but accidentally right down the middle, his whiff would be at epic proportions to the likes of Casey ( http://ops.tamu.edu/x075bb/poems/casey.html). We had hopes. Andruw was up in the 9th inning. The Doyers down by one. Time for the slump to end. Here’s the pitch…High drive, deep to right field…Wait, I was watching Kirk Gibson’s homerun again. Of course Andruw struck out with a chance to do some damage, and of course the Doyers lost with a chance to tie Arizona for first place in what is the saddest race since Steven Hawking challenged Christopher Reeve to a 3 yard dash.
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10 July 2008
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4 July 2008
On the eve of the Dodgers playing the Giants a few hours from now, and the NBA turning on it’s head with constant movements, I find myself watching: The 2008 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship. I always seem to catch myself watching this every year, totally disgusted with what I’m watching and with myself for being so interested. This is one of the reasons the rest of the world hates what America stands for. Gluttony. People are eating more hot dogs in 12 minutes than the rest of the world sees in their entire lifetime. ESPN tries to make this a legitimate “sporting” event like rock, paper, scissors tournament, but generally people don’t buy it. Not even the “athletes” believe themselves to be partaking in anything but a gorge-fest.
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2 July 2008
In the most key of battles, though, it seems that Rafael Furcal left Las Vegas after complaining about his sore back, and this is likely to set him back even more. As usual, this is bad news for everyone except the guy who gets to play in the big leagues in Furcal’s spot, who in this case is Jason Repko. Technically called up to replace the injured Juan Pierre, Repko had a busy hat day, trading his Las Vegas 51s cap for Dodger headgear and ultimately wearing the Golden Sombrero, striking out his first four appearance (in the leadoff spot, no less) in the Dodgers’ series-opening 4-1 loss.
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1 July 2008
And do us a favor while you're out there, give Jason Schmidt, Andruw Jones, Nomar Garciaparra, Rafael Furcal, (and Juan Pierre soon) a good ol' show of support pat on the back from their fans in Los Angeles.
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29 June 2008
Meanwhile, the Dodgers announced today that their trio of injury-plagued veterans – Nomar Garciaparra, Rafael Furcal and Andruw Jones – were to begin rehab assignments soon, w
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24 June 2008
Hot of the presses comes word of Nomar Garciaparra (my FAVORITE Dodger) being diagnosed with a gene problem that causes him to heal slower than a normal man. Who is this guy the ANTI-Wolverine ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healing_factor)? That has seriously got to be the worst mutant power of all time, but the funniest part of all of this is that he has been diagnosed by his PHYSICAL THERAPIST. These guys aren’t doctors! Nothing against physical therapists, but really, Nomar is more disabled than Lt. Dan ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/) and has spent more time on the disabled list than the Raiders have been an embarrassment, and it took them this long to find out that he has the skeletal structure composed of Faberge egg? I like Nomar as a person, as he seems like a cool guy and it must be incredibly frustrating losing so many years to injury, but man, if I was the Dodgers, I would be greatly annoyed that nobody realized until now that they had signed Samuel L. Jackson from “Unbreakable” to play baseball for them for 3 years.
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20 June 2008
Nomar Garciaparra: A perennial Dodger favorite for some inexplicable reason, Nomar’s lone purpose is to spend eternity on the DL, and probably provide Indiana Jones with the Holy Grail as well. He also allows giant people with CA or Hispanic accents the ability to yell “No-mah” at the top of their lungs like they are some displaced Bostonian. At the time, the signing of Nomar to the 2 year $18 million was thought to be a terrible move by me, and glad to know I was right. It seems that unfortunately Nomar will be more popular here than any more deserving player due to: 1) His Hispanic heritage; 2) His ONE year of 20 homers and 96 RBI because he managed 3 clutch hits, something the Dodgers didn’t have since Robin Ventura and Steve Finley; 3) His name is Ramon backwards. Ingenious! Seriously though, you know how sad it is as a Dodger fan that the only reason we love a player is there ability to provide a clutch hit or two. The Red Sox love Big Papi for this same reason except he is also a great player. Nomar is not a great player, but had a few walk-off homer runs and he is a Dodger legend. Another prime example is Steve Finley whose lone highlight is the walk-off grand slam to send the Dodgers to the playoffs against the hated Giants in 2004. He will always be remembered for that hit, and only that hit for Dodger fans because it reminded us so much of Gibson’s homer, and we need SOMETHING to celebrate.
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14 June 2008
Examples: Signing Jason Schmidt from the Giants for three years and $47 million; signing Nomar Garciaparra for two years and $10 million.
Although Schmidt’s signing also counts as a violation of the tenth commandment, we’re filing it here to reflect Schmidt’s injury-plagued existence on the Dodgers. The Dodgers acquired Schmidt as a free agent before the 2007 season, despite whispers that he had lost some velocity in his last year with the Giants. Last year, as supposed ace of the staff, Schmidt pitched six games. He posted an ERA over six, recording as many wins (one) as homers before succumbing to a variety of injuries. He has yet to pitch this year.
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3 June 2008
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25 May 2008
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7 May 2008
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25 April 2008
Not that anyone is dusting off the bugle for the boys in blue at this point, but last year's Gold Glove catcher, Russell Martin, just ditched the tools of ignorance in favor of an infielder's glove (I'm doubting that whoever's mitt he did trot out to 3rd was one he'd ever tried on before which has to be comforting seeing as how he's not played that position in 5 years). Add to that Andruw Jones' unique ability to leave a game with a calf injury suffered by his own batted ball and it makes for one of those nights where you wish it was raining and none of this had ever happened.
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24 January 2008
Can you believe that spring training is almost here? Personally, I"m ecstatic, but not just because that means that baseball season is quickly coming. Nope, I'm excited because this year, we are planning a trip to Arizona to watch a few spring training games!!! Talk about fun! We will probably leave the kids at home with my mom, so that we can fully enjoy the experience (without having to plan all kinds of entertaining side trips). The kids don't really care about baseball until the season actually starts and they get to head to Chavez Ravine.
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