That’s right, Ned Colletti ( http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/27/270114.jpg), the mustached man who looks like the offspring of both Mario and Luigi, if Luigi developed a birth canal, a uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries (and based on Luigi’s place in the Mario videogame franchise, this assumption is not far off), has decided that what the Dodgers need is a 30 year old, weak hitting (career .270 batter) to handle the reins of the club until Furcal either returns, or walks after free agency. The worst part about it is that Ned is resigned to trade some of his everyday players for him ( http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080704&content_id=3063949&vkey=trade2008&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb). I know the prospect of getting a player who looks like a dirtier Adam Corolla may be too much to say no to, the Dodgers themselves need to take a stance, and tell the moustache, “NO.” at the thought of trading a couple twenty something players for Jack Wilson. MAYBE you can offer them Brian Falkenberg and Rafael Furcal’s back, but anythong more would be a travesty.
Michael Young
7 July 2008
Who are you looking at? Jhonny Peralta? Hanley Ramirez? Christian Guzman? Michael Young? No, none of those guys? Well who are you talking about? Jack…Wilson…?
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