Beijing

can be, is now playing basketball for the nation of Germany this summer in the 2008 Olympic Game in Beijing. For Germany! Oh yeah, he qualifies to play for Germany because his great grandparents are German. His excuse, or as he says "reason" for joing Team Germany, is because Team USA didn't call him up to play for our team. Uh, that's because you're not good enough to play for Team USA, Chris. So because you're not good enough to be considered for the American team, you're going to play against us for Germany and you're going to stand on the podium with your hand over your heart, staring at the German flag as the German national anthem is being played (that's if you and Dirk can get your game going good enough to win a medal). Okay, Chris, you do that.

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