The Dodgers are banged up in the rotation right now. We've got Chan Ho Round II in the rotation, Kershaw the Kid in there, and another kid named Eric Stults in there, not to be confused with the drug dealer from Pulp Fiction grubbing on cereal in a bathrobe pissed off that Vincent Vega is calling his house telling him he's bringing over his OD'ing date, nor to be confused with the guy who portrayed teen biker Rocky Dennis - the other one who spells his last name with a "u" and who after pitching a shutout last week said the last time he pitched a shutout was sometime in Little League, he thinks. So the question continues to pop up, why not Kuo?
Why not the guy with the lowest ERA on the team?
Why not the guy with, according to Fox analyst and former MLB skipper, Kevin Kennedy, the sickest and nastiest stuff on the team?
Why not the guy who brings it in the high 90's?
Why not the guy who's been around a while with a lot of experience on the mound?
C'mon Joe, go with Kuo!
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Keywords: Andruw Jones, Eric Stults, Fox, Hong Chi Kuo, Jason Schmidt, Juan Pierre, Kershaw, Kevin Kennedy, Las Vegas 51's, MLB, Nomar Garciaparra, Rafael Furcal
